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IN AN ATTEMPT TO GARNER WOMEN'S VOTES FOR HIS REELECTION BID, PRESIDENT REAGAN UNDERGOES A SEX-CHANGE OPERATION!!!

SCALPEL....)

SUTURES....

GENITALS....

IT IS DEEMED A SUCCESS!

SOME VISITORS, MRS. PRESIDENT.

NOBALL PRIZE

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DO COME IN GENTLEMEN! I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY BANANA BREAD RECIPE!

MADAM PRESIDENT, YOU LOOK DIVINE!

TEE-

HEE!

IMPLAN

Candy

NANCY

THE PUCKER IS PUNCTURED BY POLITENESS-

MAN'S STEEL HANKIE!

ONLY A FOREIGNER

A WOMAN'S HAND!

BUT THE PRESIDENT

OF FRANCE IS A FOREIGNER, RIGHT?!

PERHAPS,

BUT STILL HE DISOBEYED THE FIRST COMMANDMENT OF HAND KISSING!E

FOREIGN) MEN ARE SUCH PIGS.

I. NEVER DAMPEN A DAMSEL'S DIGITS

I. NEVER LINGER WITH YOUR LIPS I. NEVER TRY TO SUCK OFF RINGS . NEVER WET A WOMAN'S WATCH Z.NEVER ESCALATE THE OSCULATION UP THE ARM

KNOCK IT OFF ASSHOLE. I'M A FRENCH-FRY:

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"And so, when we heard of a white jungle queen...."